Tuesday, February 17, 2009

I Am Considering Running For President In 2012

My platform so far:

Change Daylight Savings Time so we lose an hour at 9 AM on a Monday. This is an hour no one will miss.

We will gain an hour as we still do, 2 AM whatever day it is...

I will wire the Middle East for cable and high speed internet. This will render everyone in that area a couch potato. It will also create jobs and extend our national lack of fitness to a new hemisphere.

I am ready for the media, I read the NY Times, New York Daily News and Newsday every day!

I can form complete sentences.

I have more, it will follow...

My First Blog

February 17, 2009

This is my first time so I will be gentle with myself. Boy, does that bring back memories...Seems like it was only yesterday, wait, it was...

Nothing new to muse about---At work some genuis decided to put a cubicle and workstation outside, as in, next to, the Men's Room. What kind of day will that person have? It's in a very quiet area so the sounds of silence will be broken regularly. I suspect if they see anyone heading to the rest room with the newspaper, well, maybe they need to take a walk.

I am still working on my book...Still living...